 Facts about Sex is a compilation of data from newsgroups, various books, and those stupid chain emails that we receive...(sometimes 200 a day!) These are for entertainment purposes only, and should not be deemed accurate for statistical studies or educational forums. They are pretty damn close to being right on the money, however!
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Every Fact about SEX ever Documented, Whispered or Written! (as far as you know)
From The Headlines
A 61-year-old Thailand resident was sentenced to 15 years in jail for trying to have sex with an elephant. After he was caught naked from the waist down standing on a box behind the animal, he claimed the elephant was the reincarnation of his late wife. "I recognized her by the naughty glint in her eyes," he told the court.
After complaining of pain in his scrotum, a Pennsylvania machine shop worker admitted to regularly masturbating against a canvas drive belt during his lunch hour. This time, unfortunately, he leaned too close and the machine tore his scrotum. He compounded the problem by trying to close the wound with a heavy-duty stapler.
A Kansas man checked into an emergency room with his erect penis stuck through a barbell plate. Apparently, the gentleman wondered if his member would fit through the weight's hole, but once it was in, he couldn't get it out. After 12 hours of attempting to cut the plate, a urologist freed him by draining blood from the penis.
A 28-year-old African man told police that he had sex with a cow because he was afraid he would contract AIDS from a human.
Actual United States Sex Related Laws
It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. New meaning of the phrase" dat hoe was a dead fuck?"
In Washington State, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
In North Carolina, it is illegal to have sex with a drunken fish.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothes in front of a man's picture.
The first sperm banks opened in 1964—they were located in Tokyo and Iowa City.
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. It is also the only city where every legal official is a woman.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception — prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
In Mississippi, S/M is against the law, specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."
An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
In Nevada, sex without a condom is considered illegal. How do they end up having kids there? It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma..
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Oh, can I be the public servant who takes those applications??
In Fairbanks, Alaska it's illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. One wonders how they enforce this? "Yo Bullwinkle! Stop humping poor liitle Rocky, huh?"
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (lest one forget Florida is in the deep south)
It's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Sex? In a toll booth? Wonder if it'd be cool if the toll booth sex was with a toll taker…If she was paid, would she be a hoe toll taker?
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. A minimum of two feet between the beds is required, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. I say do it in the shower, just to be safe AND clean.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm. Shooting off other things, however, is totally fine and understandable!
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle, they are required to honk their horn three times and wait two minutes before approaching. Hmmm, sounds like a song! "Honk three times on your cop horn if you wanna see..."
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. They must be part of that forty-two percent from the last fact, the poor saps.
Are you in a sexual slump? Is a roll in the hay really a roll in the hay? If so, here are a few not so original ideas to put some heat between the sheets. These are some of the oldest tricks in the book- but don't let that take away from their value- their longevity just means they've stood the test of time. If you haven't done any of these, be sure to give them a try as soon as you can find a willing partner.
Role-playing
Most of us are tired of being the same people all the time. Why not try being someone else for awhile? Of course the best part of being someone else is that you get to fuck like someone else. Choose new names and stick to calling each other by them for an entire night. Although it may seem weird at first it's amazing how many people really open up and try new things as they assume a new identity. To quote one of my girlfriends (although she will remain nameless), "it's like borrowing someone else's reputation for a night and seeing how much damage you can do to it." I think that sums it up quite nicely.
Blindfolds
Being blindfolded can really heighten a sensual experience. Any cloth will do, but the best are travel sleepers (night masks) that are found in any luggage store. They're molded to wrap around your nose and block out all light without putting pressure on your eyeballs.
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There's nothing better than being completely at your partner's mercy and receiving nothing but pleasure. Fuzzy handcuffs or ropes from the local sex shop are best, but a scarf or the drawstring of a housecoat works just as well.
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The classics. There are thousands types to choose from and they make a wonderful addition to a couple's sexual experience, for both the man and the woman. There are no limits on size for a dildo or vibrator intended for vaginal insertion, it's a myth that a woman will lose her tightness if she uses a dildo bigger than her man's penis. A size and shape that looks and feels comfortable is best. Make sure that if it's small enough to go all the way in that it's attached to a string so it can't get stuck. Any object intended for anal insertion does have some size restrictions and it must be flexible. The colon has a limited length and an anal probe that is too long or hard can do damage.
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How Often do Husbands and Wives Cheat on a Spouse?
The results of sex polls are generally inconsistent, but the range of inconsistency on infidelity questionnaires is especially high.
The results of the various Kinsey polls over the last 50 years asking if a person has committed at least one act of extramarital sex have revealed numbers as low as 15% and as high as 65% - and are as inconsistent in the 1950's as they are in the 1990's.
Most Polls show a higher percentage of male infidelity, but some reveal an even percentage, suggesting women are just as likely to cheat.
One thing is certain- there are a lot of liars and unfaithful spouses out there.
Is It As Long As A Baby's Arm?
The average erect penis is six inches in length, although flaccid measurements vary considerably.
Couples who abstain from sex to “save” sperm until
the woman is most fertile are wasting their time, a new study suggests.
The research provides the strongest evidence yet that not only is abstaining
of no benefit to couples with normal fertility, it can *damage* the
chance of successful conception among couples seeking fertility treatment.
A team at Soroka University Medical Centre in Israel found that if men
had low sperm counts, their sperm steadily became less mobile after an
average of one day’s abstinence. But the sperm of men with normal sperm
count showed little change in mobility. (The Guardian 30/06/03)
Strange, Weird And Funky Wild Sex Facts
So, You Want Her To Swallow?
Semen tastes sweeter if you haven't been eating meat. It's also an old wives tale that eating pineapple makes it taste really good.
An Amazing Organ… The vagina is self-cleaning, kind of like the oven. Is that were the term "one in the oven" comes from?.
Production Far Exceeds Demand…
A healthy male's ejaculate contains over 200 million sperm. If every one of these were able to find an egg, the average guy could easily fertilize 5 billion eggs in less than two weeks (this would double the current population of the earth).
Of course, the time required would vary slightly between individuals and be affected by environmental factors like diet and the availability of porn.
The Best Cure For A Headache…
A female orgasm releases endorphins (chemicals released in the brain that give us pleasure) and these are powerful painkillers.
Having a headache is a reason to have sex, not to abstain from it.
So You Think You're The Father…
The more recent Kinsey studies that included genetic testing found one in ten children in America is mistaken about their father's identity.
Also, a British study found that a woman is more likely to become pregnant with a lover rather than her husband, when she's been having sex with both in a given time period and even having sex with her husband more often.
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Sex Related Averages
- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200.
- Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000.
- Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons.
- Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (Duh)
- Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This may just be the real reason that women love chocolate.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Is anyone else getting weird flashbacks to Clash of the Titans or is it just me?
The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of fully functional hot whale action.
The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is three to four inches. The human equivalent is 26 miles (a marathon distance). Meanwhile, most of the human race can't make it from the couch to the fridge without huffing and puffing.
Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people? What about girth?
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (And then when they turn 40, their penises fall off. This is why it's all about quality, not quantity.)
29 percent of us are virgins when we marry.
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: one to two teaspoons.
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Do Women Have Wet Dreams?
While normally associated with younger men, some women do indeed have wet dreams in their sleep. Wet dreams are most common for women in their 40s, although, according to a Kinsey study, less than forty percent report having them. The female wet dream does not involve ejaculation, per se, but an increase in vaginal lubrication. As with male erections, these lubrications happen about four to six times a night, and help to clean out the cervix, as does masturbation. (Do you have to be in your 40s?)
How many women have an extra nipple? Men love a woman's nipples, usually in pairs. But many women, one in every two hundred in fact, have a third nipple. Extra or "supernumerary" nipples are generally small, and most resemble a mole or a freckle. However, they can also be the same size as a normal nipple.
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More Sex Trivia and Facts you really don't need to know!
Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. There's 2000, there's 2000, there's another 2000…
It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising…
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy—just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs?
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Ever Wondered Who Discovered the All Mighty G-Spot?
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No one seemed to notice the good doctor's discovery for over three decades. It didn't even have a name until two scientists - John D. Perry and Beverly Whipple - called it the "G-spot" in honor of Grafenberg (hence the capital "G"). In 1982, along with Alice Kahn Ladas, they dropped the "G" bomb on the public with the publication of The G-spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Sexuality.
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